Marvin Hoot's
letter in the Journal Gazette gave an interpretation of his wife Apryl's hilarious birthday cake for Fort Wayne mayoral candidate Matt Kelty. He says the cake wasn't meant to offend anyone. That's hilarious, too. Like, Rep. Mark Souder should have been amused to see his face on a roll of asswipe?
Showing how the theme of the cake's decorations was not meant to offend, Mr. Hoot says,
Matt Kelty, whose office is in GOP HQ, will take what some see as a city that looks like an outhouse and change it into an emerald city on a hill.
In what way (other than the brown rivers) does Fort Wayne look like an outhouse?
A friend who was traveling cross-country told me later that her favorite memory of the journey was Fort Wayne. I chose not to take it as personal flattery because it's been the same experience with out-of-town visitors many times. We go out for a walk, and I don't have to say anything, just let it happen. The visitor stops and says, "Wow, I never do this! I've been missing a lot. It's beautiful."
I have to concede, the brown rivers are a bit startling at first sight. Even on this point, though, it is mayoral candidate Tom Henry who presents a bit of vision for improvement of our waterways.
Mr. Hoot -- of Woodburn Indiana -- may see Fort Wayne as an outhouse and Matt Kelty as the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, and that may just help to explain quite a bit about the whole campaign: do not look behind the curtain.